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F.A.Q.: Frequently Asked Questions
Q.: I really like your adventures, but I’d like to run them from my computer. Is this possible?
A.: Yes. In your web browser, save the pages for the adventure you want to run to your hard drive. Microsoft Explorer v. 4.5+ features a “Save as Web Archive” option. This allows a one step save for the HTML code for the page plus all necessary graphics files. Otherwise, save the page as “Source” and save the graphics by Apple-clicking (that’s right mouse clicking for you Windows folks) on the graphic and choosing “Save as Graphic.” Use whatever file name the browser gives you as the default because this should be the same as the file name it has on our site. If you save all of the files to the same folder on your computer, the navigation features we’ve built into the adventures should be retained, except for calls to files on other servers. You’d better make sure to order your T-shirts early. There are too many combinations of browser, operating system, and hardware for us to attempt to troubleshoot your particular set up. Just don’t panic and be prepared to move or rename some files. Remember, the original files are still safe and sound in our ultimate bunker of security, so have fun.
Q.: Won’t copying your files violate your copyright conditions?
A.: You, the hard-working, game-running, honest supporter of Your Secret World Government, are hereby officially given permission to make one (1) copy of any adventures you find on our site to your personal computer for your personal, non-commercial use. Do not distribute these files in any form without our written permission. If you are still feeling guilty about copying our files, buy a mouse pad or three, it will make you feel better.
Q.: Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
A.: You’d be surprised what folks will do if they forget that they’re being monitored by an extensive network of surveillance satellites.
Q.: You’re not really the secret world government. If you were, wouldn’t you be keeping it a secret instead of posting everything to the Internet?
A.: That’s precisely what we want you to think.
Q.: Why is the sky blue?
A.: The sky is blue thanks to benign radiation emitted by our surveillance satellites. Prior to the deployment of our satellite network, the sky was a nasty shade of periwinkle.
Q.: Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-da-bop?
A.: The identity of the first person to put bop in bop-shoo-bop-da-bop is lost in the mists of early human history. However, until the development of commercially generated electricity, including bop in bop-shoo-bop-da-bop was prohibitively expensive. In 1913, famed inventor Nikola Tesla filed a patent for a process to bop bop-shoo-bop-da-bop through electroplating. Thanks to Tesla, millions of people throughout the world have enjoyed cheap and plentiful bop.
Q.: Who was that masked man?
A.: Some rich gimboid who has way too much money to spend on bullets.
Q.: Is there a God?
A.: If there is a Supreme Being, He or She has yet to definitively prove His or Her existence by placing any orders in the Caveat Emptorium. The All Powerful One, or Ones as the case may be, is respectfully invited to dispel all doubt by clicking here to prove His or Her existence by buying quality T-Shirts, Mugs, and Mouse Pads.
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