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Louis J. Freeh
Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Dear Director Freeh,
Just thought I’d write a quick note to let you know that the FBI need not have any concerns about Your Secret World Government. Really! We’re just some gaming enthusiasts that are using the Internet to share the fruits of twenty some-odd years of roleplaying expertise with the rest of the world. If we can sell a T-shirt or two to help defray our costs while we’re at it, so much the better.
Rest assured, Your Secret World Government has no intent of overthrowing the government of the United States through force or violence. As you probably realize by now, that would be a complete waste of time, money, and effort as we already control the entire world!
Furthermore, you should know that Your Secret World Government is not one of those stupid racial supremacist groups. Personally, I am just about as non-racist as you can get. See, the fact of the matter is that I dislike just about everyone regardless of race, creed, ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation.
Moreover, Your Secret World Government is not a so-called “militia” organization. Honestly, those idiots should realize that running out into the woods, stockpiling supplies and ammunition, and generally being obnoxious only plays into the hands of the sinister forces behind the truly serious threats to individual liberty: Major League Baseball, Microsoft Windows, and Chicken McNuggets.
In conclusion, I’d like to assure you that Your Secret World Government poses no threat to national security or the domestic harmony of our great nation. Keep busting those international terrorists, bank robbers, and other nasty criminals. We appreciate the work you’re doing to make the world a safer place to dominate.
Sincerely,
el supremo
P.S. Give my regards to Fox and Dana.
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